A Special Kind of Lipstick

 Sometimes when the Catholic priest spoke to high school students, he said, “The only way to prevent pregnancy is through abstinence … but I didn’t think it worked very well to be obstinate because my parents were obstinate they had 14 children. Whenever I asked my mother questions about pregnancy she simply said, “All you need to know, young lady, is to never allow a boy to kiss you because that’s how you get pregnant.” When I persisted with more questions, she said. “What you don’t know can’t hurt you!” My mother had a saying for everything, but I never…

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